Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Your Hammer Sucks

What's that?

Your hammer. It sucks.

Whaddya mean?

I mean... it sucks.

Uh... there. 16 penny nail driven with a nice dimple one tap one whack. This is a sweet hammer.

No it's not. It sucks. It can't solder circuits.

What?

It won't cut wood, and it's not too good as a level. If you could cut wood with it, and use it as a level, then it wouldn't suck so much.

Yeah... OK. You're right... the hammer sucks. If you'll excuse me, I've got nails to drive with my suck-ass hammer.

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