Ambrose's Antidote: BENEDICTINES

BENEDICTINES, n. An order of monks otherwise known as black friars.

  She thought it a crow, but it turn out to be
      A monk of St. Benedict croaking a text.
  "Here's one of an order of cooks," said she --
      "Black friars in this world, fried black in the next."

"The Devil on Earth" (London, 1712)