How to Make a Grown Hacker Cry

From Yaml for Ruby:

Man 1: What's Yaml?
Man 2: It's for writing data structures in plain text.
Man 1: And?
Man 2: And what? That's not good enough for you?

Top Tech RD

Note to self: Top Tech RD spenders. Got some Adobe verbiage in there...

Cool Timeline Web API

MIT Simile.

Key to World Domination

Note to self: read this. Key to PSan's Big Idea...

Google Talk

Note to self: investigate Google Talk