27 May 2005

Newsweek v W

It's better to be a rapist of quadruplegic hamsters than an honest, dedicated, hardworking member of the Fourth Estate here in the US these days. Turns out that your trusted source is fuzzy about the title of the document that he read -- but not its content -- you're a traitorous unprofessional ferret-felching son of a Yak shaver. If you actually set in motion a torture program that includes rape, sodomy, murder, posthumous mutilation, extortion, and -- sit down for the bonecrusher -- mistreatment of religious books, well, you get elected president. W W uber alles.

Oh right... tax cuts with out fiscal discipline. That's the ticket. Sorry. My bad.

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