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We need to do what we need to do to get the bodies out of there, if they're there.

GWB
14 Feb 2001
Referring to the tragic sinking of a Japanese fishing boat by a U.S. submarine near Hawaii. Reported in the Chicago Tribune.

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It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope.

GWB
8 Mar 2000
Quoted by the Associated Press

Ticketmaster sucks

Tickemaster is the crappiest ripoff in the universe. Anyone who believes that there is anything even remotely approximating a free market in entertainment access facilitation is a crack-crazed fool.

Hey Ladies!

Want some neo-con lovin'? My girlfriend Maureen Dowd reports that neo-con Reuel Marc Gerecht popped this bon mot on Russert:

I mean, women's social rights are not critical to the evolution of democracy.

Just what is "the mission" again? I guess the boys in Marine Corps Green are over there catching bullets and IED shrapnel on behalf of some phat mullahs and ayatollahs with Iranian cash flowing from their pockets. This could be very good news for Hijabs R Us.

Neederlandereesh

The only way to see is to click through to http://www.crufts.nl. How did I find this? Google search for miso-cruft. No hits, but the dog show was a sponsor of the page.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful park of our national --- really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

GWB
8 Feb 2001
Address to a gathering in the Rose Garden at the White House.

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I want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an opportunity to urge you to work with these five senators and three congressmen, to work hard to get this trade promotion authority moving. The power that be, well most of the power that be, sits right here.

GWB
18 Jun 2001
Washington, D.C.

The Great Thing About Life

*IS* that you get to be with people who you cannot fit into your imagination.

Take, for instance, Celine.

She goes into any (and I mean *any*) situation, and people are inspired, uplifted, relieved.

I have to punt my MSan to where I am, because she's the only person other than me who gets what I'm saying (in that way).

PSan. George Foreman in his prime is not PSan in diapers, and ass whupery is something akin to cleaning terlits AFAPSIC. Albert Einstein is not PSan splattering himself and everyone around him with watermelon in the canoe house *on his best day*. PSan passes through this world, and people wonder "how do *I* get me some of *that*". (it's true) (it's so freakyly true that you can't even believe it (unless you've been there))

_SIS_

Sis is 'nuff said. With boot in appropriate places.

The *family* (got my eye on you Dumptruck!)

Life is a cascade of wonderful people.

JJ, Fran, Jools, ...

FT, DG, MB, ...

Bita, Moni in /Iraq/...

Dan, Kevin -- bearing the torch ...

Friends, neighbours, people in England who speel thinks "ou" (as do those hot French people) ...

(Make someone say "oui! oui! oui" (or something analgous) tonight!)

Zack, you shit head.

Do this for me. Write down your sentiment.

Write it down.

The one corresponding to this one.

Introspection builds souls.

More importantly, it let's people know how you feel, however clumsily you may do it.

not the first to say it but ...

Dilbert is a documentary, not a comic strip. And, for all the "liberal media" conspiracy types, it's casting in the best possible light.

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I don't want nations feeling like they can bully ourselves and our allies.

GWB
23 Oct 2000
Comment made in Des Moines, Iowa.

W's soooo bad-ass he can bully *himself*.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

GWB
18 Oct 2000
Comment made in La Crosse, Wisconsin.

It's your money, W. You inherited it. The American meritocracy hard at work.

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There is a lot of speculation and I guess there is going to continue to be a lot of speculation until the speculation ends.

GWB
18 Oct 1998
The Texas governor commenting on the possibility of his running for the presidency. Reported by the Austin American-Statesman.

Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

GWB
14 Jan 2001
Quoted in the New York Times.

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In terms of the CO2 issue ... We will not do anything that harms our economy, because, first things first, are the people who live in America.

GWB
circa February 2001

Better dead than poor!

UPDATE:

Got the following fortune cookie today:

First things first -- but not necessarily in that order.
-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

Must mean something, right?