What's that?
Your hammer. It sucks.
Whaddya mean?
I mean... it sucks.
Uh... there. 16 penny nail driven with a nice dimple one tap one whack. This is a sweet hammer.
No it's not. It sucks. It can't solder circuits.
What?
It won't cut wood, and it's not too good as a level. If you could cut wood with it, and use it as a level, then it wouldn't suck so much.
Yeah... OK. You're right... the hammer sucks. If you'll excuse me, I've got nails to drive with my suck-ass hammer.
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