Thursday, March 10, 2005

Face to the World

Maryland on time with Md. Teen Protests Foreign Language Pledge. Got good intentions? There is a handbasket paver I'd like you to see... Nothing like a jingoistic dad to re-enforce delusions born in ignorance.

Are these headlines we'll see in a couple years: Student Bombs Library for Displaying Arabic Translation of Constitution. Projection Operator Lynched for Showing Top Gun Dubbed in French. History Teacher kicked in Nards for Saying "Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite" -- Kicker explains that Teacher had "no business translating those words into French, Spanish, or whatever traitorous language that was". President pardons "True Patriot" for selling Weapons to Iran and giving Proceeds to Death Squads. Oh, yeah, that one was real.


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