Face to the World

Alexandria, MN, one time with Short shrift for student in kilt. I mean, WTF? Now, I have to confess the article has one of the best ledes that I've read in a while:

A US teenager was banned from a high school prom parade for wearing a kilt.

Pretty much says it all. If I were to have written it, I probably would have done it like this:

Nutjob extremist assholes banned 17 year old Eric Schulzentenberg from his high school prom parade in Alexandria, Minnesota for sporting a Clan Mitchell tartan kilt worn in honor of his great grandmother.

I don't know which one he had on, but I'm sure he looked good sporting his kilt.