14 April 2005
Driving Tips
On the way to work today, I almost got wiped out by a man talking on a cell phone coming through a red light. It wasn't one of those run it at the last minute things -- three cars had already gone through the intersection ahead of me looking at a bright shiny green light. Here's the deal -- if you wouldn't do it during sex, don't do it while driving. No phone, no reading, no eating stuff with a utensil.
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if you wouldn't do it during sex...
...no eating stuff with a utensil.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Whoa! What I said was "if you wouldn't do it during sex, don't do it while driving. It does not logically follow that whatever you would do (jello, gimp suit, tazer) during sex you should do during driving. Oh my, no. No. No. No. I'm a bad enough driver that I don't need to have my hands shackled to my ankles whilst my trusty Honda navigates I-75 amongst all of those cell phone talkin' book readin' utensil wieldin' SUV pilots. Two hands on the wheel and absolute certitude that everyone on the road is trying to kill me.
That's my story officer, and I'm sticking to it.
I wouldn't pull out... but I must get out of the garage somehow.
LANCE, you dog!
So most women have the ok to sleep while driving?!?!?!?!
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