30 April 2005

Eternal Souls! Get Your Eternal Souls Here!

Sistopher comes through with the ebay auction The eternal soul of two teenagers. Only three days left, so I'll post the contract in its entirety for posterity:

You are bidding on the soul of two teenagers. Randy Sokoloff, 18, and a Caitlynn Chaplain, 17. These people have signed a formal agreement, and have been paid the ammount negociated for their souls. The contract has been notorized, and it reads:

By signing this written contract the selling party agrees to give up all previous rights of the eternal soul. This transfer is to be done at a price negociated by the two parties involved. If this soul wishes to be transferred to a later third party it may.

seller is the lawful owner of the soul, and the goods are free from all encumberances. Seller has good right to sell the goods and will warrant and defend the right against the lawful claims and demands of all persons. This holds true until the selling party signs below.

By signing this agreement this is to take effect immediately, and contract is irrefutable. It may also never be given back to the orginal selling party. If this contract is destroyed this would inturn mean the eternal soul is destroyed, and consequences beyond that are unkown and in the hands of god.

I will send pictures to those of you who are interested. g.michalowski@gmail.com Also the winning bidder will receive two wallet sized photos of the teens who's souls have been purchased.

Current bid is $116.66. Nice touch.

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