11 April 2005

Rapture Update

The Rapture Index is up a couple of points to 155 on the high price of oil and conflicting indicators in the "15 Moral Standards" sector. On the one hand, we have[*]:

Gay marry supporters lose every major political vote.

On the other we have:

The scourge of gay marriage upgrades this category.

I wonder if gay marriage says "Arrggh!" when it knocks down your door.

Some food for thought from Rapture Categories Explained:

34. The Antichrist
(Dan.11:36-39) The most evil and destructive man who will ever hold public office.

Damnit if that doesn't have an eerie ring of familiarity to it. Also

39. Civil Rights
To have a dictator you must have a shortage of this. The time you least expect your loosing your freedom is when you willingly give it up.

I would have thought that old-school conservatives would have been the last to give it up, but they've folded for mythical fiscal policy and fear of a gay planet.

* All quotes are cut and pasted. Check the site if you don't believe me.

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