WWGD: What Would Google Do

Lunchtime Experiment: Search for Jesus and X

Results are presented X (number of hits) (notable google results)

Let's start with the old school dialectic:

 
poor 2.66 M  No ads 
rich 2.16 M  tip: try finding maps with address or zip code 

Looks like the rich are movin' in on the turf. The poor had better watch out!

New school dialectic:

 
homosexual   444 K   No ads 
heterosexual 200 K   Lucky Baby Jesus ad 
gay          1.57 M  helovesyouministry.org ad * 
straight     1.71 M  Jesus 101 class ad 
 
* helovesyouministry.org supporting text: 
  Whoever told you Jesus hates gays is off his rocker. 

Almost identical totals if you sum it up. Can this mean something?

Jesus in action:

 
saves 470 K  wholesale gold Jesus Saves pins and
             Jesus Saves Jesus Swings CD ads 
loses 432 K  Jesus responds to Job book ad 

I wonder how the 0.521 save percentage compares to other deities...

 
Cthulhu: 0.562 
Buddha:  0.543 (not a diety, but plays large) 
Allah:   0.523 
Satan:   0.403 

At least he can whip his old nemisis.

Acronyms that you find in the news and on conspiracy websites, in descending order of hits:

 
cia   470 K  COLD WARRIOR ads 
gop   326 K  MSNBC Jesus and Jack Daniel's in the I feel lucky slot. 
aclu  177 K  Communist for Kerry, Boing Boing 1 and 2
wwjd  101 K  0.875 WWJD Ichthys charm ad
nsa    90 K  Lost Books of the Bible ad (really!) 
nra    75 K  Pungent Pulpiteering ad (WTF?) 
aarp   54 K  Blog entry link featuring hiccups and blasphemy. 
jfc     7 K  Jesus Fan Club in I feel lucky slot (that's nice)