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04 March 2005
Dukes of Hazzard Fornicate With Redneck Greece
What do you get when you liquor up Redneck Greece and turn Daisy Duke loose on him? That would be Rebel Son. Yes it would. Thanks to Sistopher! (Start a blog!)
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Anonymous
said...
No time...no time...so for now, I'll just piggy pack on yours.
Can I express my outrage at the casting of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in the upcoming remake of the afore-mentioned "Dukes of Hazzard"?!! Now, I'm not one of those folks who hates Mrs. Simpson because she's beautiful (ain't no doubt she is, and I'm sure she'll do the short-short's justice). It's just this...Daisy Duke has no business being BLONDE!!! And I can say that! I have standing! In fact, NO ONE who isn't Catherine Bach has any business playing Daisy Duke.
I must omit...the resto the casting for the movie is rather inspired...Johnny Knoxville...and WHO ELSE but Willie Nelson could play Uncle Jesse?!! Not so sure about Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg. He certainly has the White Trash chops to be included in the pic; however, I just don't know if he has the heft for that particular part. Maybe a FatSuit? I'll keep an open mind about that...but not Daisy.
Can't say that I've kept up with the casting, but Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse is pretty fine. And, ain't no doubt, if you're going to cast someone in the role of someone as iconic as Daisy Duke, you've got to do better than Jessica Simpson, for all the reasons you cite.
2 comments:
No time...no time...so for now, I'll just piggy pack on yours.
Can I express my outrage at the casting of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in the upcoming remake of the afore-mentioned "Dukes of Hazzard"?!! Now, I'm not one of those folks who hates Mrs. Simpson because she's beautiful (ain't no doubt she is, and I'm sure she'll do the short-short's justice). It's just this...Daisy Duke has no business being BLONDE!!! And I can say that! I have standing! In fact, NO ONE who isn't Catherine Bach has any business playing Daisy Duke.
I must omit...the resto the casting for the movie is rather inspired...Johnny Knoxville...and WHO ELSE but Willie Nelson could play Uncle Jesse?!! Not so sure about Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg. He certainly has the White Trash chops to be included in the pic; however, I just don't know if he has the heft for that particular part. Maybe a FatSuit? I'll keep an open mind about that...but not Daisy.
Can't say that I've kept up with the casting, but Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse is pretty fine. And, ain't no doubt, if you're going to cast someone in the role of someone as iconic as Daisy Duke, you've got to do better than Jessica Simpson, for all the reasons you cite.
Willie Nelson trivia: Willie was the first act on Austin City Limits.
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